i am elan. like you, i am a carbon-based life-form. i habituate here on earth.i feed on fats, protein, carbohydrates, etc (like a normal human being). i listen to any teacher's crap.i look at someone's face if his/her fly is open.i drool over the subtle brilliance of pieces of people's minds. i pray for the angsty adolescents who do not know what to do with their lives. i pray for the millions of babies being eaten by their parents because of hunger and desperation or just plain insanity.i would like to know how to fly, so i can watch over the world at night.i wish i had powers, like force-fields or invisibility.sometimes i write, often times i read, frequently i draw, and normally i just sing (in the shower)whenever i feel like it (just don't ask me to sing in front of my mom). what the friggin' goo wouldn't i give just to have the voice of alicia keys or norah jones. Holy fart.